For Those of You Keeping Score at Home

Turns out that doctors in Vienna have confirmed that Yushchenko was poisoned. They found “high concentrations of dioxon — most likely orally administered.” His facial disfigurement is likely permanent, but he’s still alive.

Incumbent: 0

Yushchenko: 1

Apparently, this hasn’t been the only attempt to kill the upstart challenger. The night before the election, police found a car parked outside his headquarters loaded with two kilograms of special plastic explosives, along with a remote-control detonator. Two Russians were later arrested.

Incumbent: 0

Yushchenko: 2

Now we’ll just have to wait and see what the results of the new election will be. It’s scheduled for a “do-over” on December 26.

About Jim Cota

Jim lives in Indianapolis with his wife and four kids and feels lucky to work with the fine folks at Rare Bird. An occasional writer, tweeter, and shooter.
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2 Responses to For Those of You Keeping Score at Home

  1. Rebecca says:

    That’s pretty freaky. He is a daring soul to keep at it. Good for him, really. May the country elect the best man.

  2. Len Kutchma says:

    I knew of the dioxin poisoning but hadn’t heard about the explosives. I wonder who would want him out of the way so badly? hmmmmmm

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