Louis CK was on Conan recently discussing the problem with dogs. “Parenting,” he says, “gets easier. I had a dog once, and that doesn’t get easier. It’s harder having a dog because children develop and dogs just stay dumb.”

He then goes on to tell the following story about his own dog and an unfortunate incident involving dark chocolate and hydrogen peroxide. The story is funny in it’s own right, but his impression of his dog (well, really any dog) is so dead on it’s hysterical.

Enjoy: